| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kamala Harris is now drawing huge crowds... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ten, twenty, thirty thousand. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | For ours, we have to fly in people from Wyoming and Moscow. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even then, the stadium is only half full. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We're losing Nevada, and even Georgia is in play. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just a temporary bump. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Vance will bring it under control. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | JD Vance... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | People are saying that JD Vance... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...is just a woman-hating couch humper. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has a criminal defense case to prepare for can go. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could Biden do this?!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was leading in the polls!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He was the only Presidential candidate in history older than I am!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And people are saying that I'm unhinged...! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That I go off on lunatic, self-absorbed rants! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't care what any of those losers say. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That speech I gave about electric boats and sharks... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... was the most brilliant damn thing I ever did!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, they don't have sharks in Las Vegas... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But we can still make them afraid of getting eaten!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And you wouldn't get electrocuted anyway... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the f--k do you know about boats!? You can't even run a campaign!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And that Black thing... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why didn't any of you morons tell me... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...that the National Association of Black Journalists...... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...would have all of those Black reporters??!?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I can't even go out and campaign. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We have Christians for Kamala, Republicans for Kamala, Ex-Trump Staffers for Kamala... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We even have goddamn... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...Donald Trump Family Members for Kamala!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My own damn nephew Fred... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | says I'm "atomic crazy..." |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...and he's voting for that Black Indian woman... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't even get Melania into the bedroom if I pay her!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Let alone geting her out on the campaign trail... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll see what that snakeface gets in the Will. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Actually, I've got a place for her on the golf course... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...right there next to f--king Ivana! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Melania, you can always leave and write a book. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to end up in prison. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just hope they give me good strong sheets. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Harris is going to win. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sell all my stock in Truth Social, before it crashes... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just maybe, I can still get... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...ten cents on the dollar. |
