| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we've got the latest green updates and it's not good. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Due to torrential rain, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the greens here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | are closed and most surrounding clubs are the same. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Including Sussex Inlet and even the Basin over here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Give Scotty a call over in Husky. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And tell him we'll slip him a fifty. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir ....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scotty ..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scotty is on holidays and Jamie is in charge |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm afraid there are no roll ups today. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but Paul, Wally, Bones and Terry. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's just a piss weak shower of rain! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If he put that fucking little sign out on the grass again ... I'll .... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll kick it in the ditch. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He doesn't want us to live! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You tell Jamie I'll tie his testicles to the flag pole |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and haul him up the pole to half mast |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and bowl overarm on his fucking green. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he said we could roll on the barefoot green. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's a fucking goat paddock! I've smoked better grass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we have no option. Jamie has full authority there now. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't feed me that bullshit again today. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am the skip! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Basin didn't even put in a side. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Our grade 2 pennants are his only hope |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and we don't have any games until next fucking year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have no games and now we can't even roll up |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to start building the synthetic they promised |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and stop the damn bare foot craziness. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They tear the thing to shreds and don't care, and they smoke on it. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is the worst Sunday of my life. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need to practice and their golden ticket is my on shot. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A piss weak shower is no match. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet they open it for the pansy boy triples competition tomorrow. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can I practice for the rookies singles if i can't even roll? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've been rolling like a woolworths trolley for a week. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I put the entire 1st end in the ditch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm rolling like a god damn girl, with size 4 heavy bowls! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. It was just a wrong bias. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think I'm gonna throw in the towel. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just .... hate seeing that sign on the green. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Piss off. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick ... just a long. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | (Unintelligible banter) |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Something about a cheese grater and a scrotum. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | THE END |
