| 00:00 - 00:02 | In Soviet Russia car drives you |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | car drives you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Does car drive you? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I am too degen to car |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Too degen to car? |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | Yes, pool cues me |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | In Soviet Russia? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | In America |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | pool cues me hard |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Won't money run out? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yes but they give me a lot of rope |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | Take 10 rubles every day, not 20 rubles once |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | But I fear it's not sustainable |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | The Americans are onto me |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I fear I'll be deported soon |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I worry Europeans not talented |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | How can I lose to them? |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | But Europe has poker! |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Huh? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Europe has poker! |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | Really |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | Can I degen everyday online and drink at home? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | In Europe, poker degens you |
