| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Clement, Ibrox is falling apart |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Alternative venues |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hampden and Murrayfield |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Other option was Parkhead but they are not being helpful |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We asked Dermot to play there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What did he say? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Makes sense when they are away |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Clement, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mr Park? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He said we can go take a flying fnck |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's an awkward cant |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks the work will be finished by September stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I warned you imbeciles |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Replacing drinking taps with urninals |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | was always going to take a while |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We ordered the new urinals from Temu! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Whose idea was that? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I said Seville should be a one off |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That they shouldn't get used to pissoirs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Other club's fans seem quite happy using taps |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Phil, we canvassed our fan base |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You asked those knuckle draggers from Follow Follow? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Phil, we thought they were clever |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | For fuck's sake they still think we're the same club! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Europe's over already |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We need more money |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We're going to have to sell Butland |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We will have to go hat in hand to Gerrard |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | See if he'll take Tav and Connor |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We'll end up keeping Cantwell now, the diving Prima Donna |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Tic Tok will be our fanbase from now on |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Meanwhile over the other side of Glasgow |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They've got £70m in the bank |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and are in the league stages of the Champions League |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I knew I shouldn't have come here |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But "No" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "We'll sell Kent and Morelos for a massive profit" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "After one defeat Celtic will fold like a deck of cards" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those two wasters brought nothing. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We can't even offload most of our dross. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Butland has had no offers, no wonder. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Todd will still be on Tic Toc |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Threw the ball to Idah for the cup winner. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Can't even get a bid from the Championship |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are royally fucked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We are going to get pumped |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For all of August and probably September |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And what do I hear from Chris Sutton Supporters club |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Is the match on at the club? |
