| 00:00 - 00:03 | The English have invaded |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's 11 of them getting pissed in the South |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and in the East |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All they've done so far is got pissed and eaten Kebabs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it looks like they're staying in the red light district |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | i'm sure they'll respect our barstaff |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and enjoy our Schnitzels |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gaffer, one of them has complained |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | about a barmaid not smiling |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and they've not even tried a Schnitzel |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | one of them keeps taking his shoes off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | leave if you think his shoes are shit |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | who is this man they call the 'chairman'?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | why does he keep telling my people about Mossley AFC?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 520 average attendance? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | why haven't we got that many fans anymore? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we need to hire this fucker |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and who's the twat banging on about Scrambled eggs? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the shoeless nob lies down all over our city |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he keeps telling people he's still got it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but gaffer he played at Old Trafford |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | so fuckin what? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but gaffer he scored |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i would't care if he did it in those shoes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they don't respect our city |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | singing on our fuckin trains |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | slagging our bikers off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | giving tokens to our women |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that one who talks alot gave my mrs three tokens |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and then told her in great fuckin detail about how he |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | uses Chili powder instead of Chili flakes in his Scrambled Eggs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and one of them can't handle his Spice |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we used to have it all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | now all we've got is fat deutch James Cordon lookalikes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and pissed up Brits |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and who's that Scouse cunt? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | does he ever stop telling shit jokes? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "why did the Nazi Chicken cross the road"? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i've had enough |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i'll surrender, just as long as these fuckers go home |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i'll go back to painting if the Chairman goes back |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he complained about me not smiling aswel |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Singing Stevie Wonder on our beloved trains |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | how many Kebabs can those fuckers eat? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i hope they get the shits |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the chairman even wears a Cravat |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | he's everything i wanted to be |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the hair, the suits... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | maybe not the shoes |
