| 00:00 - 00:03 | Labour continues to look strong in England |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Tories appear |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | completely fucked everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The red wall is now beyond them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and their vote is collapsing in all regions |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They will all vote for Starmer |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they have no other choice |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Reform |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Reform is now in second |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Farage is back |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who worked on the referendum campaign leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This wasn't supposed to happen! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Farage was in retirement |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he's supposed to be fishing for fucks sake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is fucked up now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I knew he'd be back |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Coutts should have never backed down |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We should have bankrupted him |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now he's smashing Tik Tok |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer he looks like a fool |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The zoomers love that shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Starmer has reformed Labour |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This pencil has more charisma |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Forensic my arse |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Farage knows immigration |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is the only issue that matters, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not putting VAT on private schools |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Last time I went to London |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It looked like a bazaar in downtown fucking Mogadishu |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only we'd known at the time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you could invade them with small boats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We did so well with Sunak |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Populism taken off the ballot |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Uni Party triumphant! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Farage |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The only leader the British have had in a generation |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are all too shit to debate him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | His oration is better than mine |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | His last video was a work of art |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sitting on a bench with his beautiful dog |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He does have a lovely dog |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Like The Lord of the Rings |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Frodo saving the Shire |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Meme magic |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Indian is gone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell the media nothing is off limits now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The BBC will call him a Nazi |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Back again |
