| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dad Camp will commence on July 5th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Approach off the A24 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Or via Arundel |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | About an hour's drive |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Unless you're already in Worthing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything will be ok |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | When we get to the cider tent |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There will be no cider tent this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We just found out earlier today |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Yodel, Pancakes and Puta |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a clusterfuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking catastrophic! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Camping without Cider is like Oktoberfest without Lederhosen! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We should have left the planning |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to the fucking Marx Brothers! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dad Camp this year is a bust |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Less fun than Auschwitz! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bad enough to have it during the Euros! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer.. we had no idea there'd be no cider |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Should have booked it with fucking Saga! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we have booked a Bell Tent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bellend tent morelike, fuckwit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want some hard liquor |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not fucking bunting and fairy lights! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You must be off your rocker |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We only survived last year's camp |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because of that glorious, cloudy cider! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Anyone who thinks this is about the kids... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's called DAD CAMP dammit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The cider was the main reason for going |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Without that we might as well |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Stick the bell tent up my arse |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | When the wives hear about this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We'll be the laughing stock of the neighborhood! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like that time we did a pub crawl |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And got into a handbag fight at the White Hart |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hope you bloody clowns remember that? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I had to leave half a babycham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, they'll still be away for the weekend |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to get the ketamine in |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's the only way we'll be able to weather it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Otherwise... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll have no option |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But to do some parenting... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And nobody wants that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a fiasco |
