| 00:00 - 00:03 | The final installment of Chemistry has arrived |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | With unlimited FreeScienceLessons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and CIE papers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | since we ran out of AQA papers and we deserve a challenge |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | not getting at least a 7 makes us the subject of Pride Month |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very easy 6 markers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and a shorter exam than usual |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | AQA... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | AQA ignored Atmosphere and most of Organic |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is only Chemical Tests and Reactions |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This hilariously easy test makes a Hitler reacts video unnecessary but I will still rant; fuck you. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NO ORGANIC CHEMISTRY?!??!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE ONE UNIT I DRILLED THROUGH MY ASSHOLE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND WHO ACTUALLY MEMORISES ALL THE TESTS ON PURPOSE??!?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND FORMULATIONS... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW DO YOU SPELL REINFORCEMENT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I FORGOT WHAT THE BLOOMIN' HECK A MATRIX IS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WITH NOTHING ABOUT ATMOSPHERE EITHER, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT IS THERE TO REACT TO?!???!?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the students want something to laugh at! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DIED 79 YEARS AGO, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I DON'D GIVE A SHITTU |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN YOU AND THE STUDENTS CAN SUCK MY DICK THROUGH MY GRAVE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT IS THIS???!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AQA ISN'T BEING A BITCH AS USUAL |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKING PAIN SEEM FUNNY??!?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | EVERYONE'S SENSE OF HUMOUR IS ABSOLUTELY SCREWED |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHY ARE THE 6 MARKERS EASIER THAN THE 1 MARKERS, THIS IS NOT MEDIA STUDIES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THERE, I FOUND SOMETHING, BUT THERE'S NOTHING ELSE NOW!!!! I BEG OF THE JEWS I KILLED: |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I KILLED MYSELF FOR A REASON |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW I HAVE TO SAY RANDOM SHIT ENDING WITH STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As if losing WWII wasn't enough, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | you also did not carry out STEINER'S ATTACK, AN ORDER!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ONCE AGAIN: THERE IS NOTHING TO REACT TO |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will ask one thing, though: |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY IS AQA BEING SO NICE THIS YEAR??! DO THEY WANT HIGHER GRADE BOUNDARIES??!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AT LEAST I GET TO TORMENT THE HISTORY STUDENTS TODAY!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | also: fuck everyone doing Further Maths |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I HOPE ALL THE STUDENTS BITE INTO A CARDOMOM POD BY ACCIDENT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I HOPE THEY ALL CRAP THEIR PANTS OVER P2 PHYSICS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ✨𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒫𝟸 𝒫𝒽𝓎𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓇.✨ |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Electromagnetism is extremely painful |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Space Physics is the only fun part of Physics |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | *sigh* |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Go study now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you have something after 14th June, too bad. Womp to the saddest fucking womp |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 70% of GCSE students finish this Friday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stop watching now |
