| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dear admiral general lord ceo |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The pilots are still not happy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At our legacy aeromedical base |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are complaining of fatigue again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they are adamant that we have no real plan for improvement |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will need to summon the Painted Man |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | From the far northern front |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The pilots say they have proof of management incompetence |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have a diary… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Which shows that management are never there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They can prove the contract manager works from home 4/5 days |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The contract manager, chief engineer and HOTC will remain behind |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not again ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I’ve already beaten the pilots media propaganda stories |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With a bullshit safety audit that had AAv completely fooled |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That base manager needs to be present |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Working from home !!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don’t even have a home, I live under my desk |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dear leader overseas will have my head for this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is extreme loss of face for the group |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The pilots are upset about stalled EBA |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the EBA no pilot will have the balls to leave |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | A lifer Check Captain just resigned |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How dare he! Check Captains cannot leave |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Faaaarrrk |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Chain that Check Captain to the Pilot room |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And slash his tyres… |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No more fucking deer hunting |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want the fucking contract manager at base |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want the Painted Man at Essendon NOW! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He will rip those Pilots a new one |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | His debriefings are legendary |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I heard a recording of one once |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AAV will discover we have no plan |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Contract manager never actually there ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | HOTC flying 6 A shifts in Sydney |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Vic Pilots winging about single days off |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why can we not come up with a plan |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Painted man will fix this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will promise him flying |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But of course delay that as much as possible |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry Hun, we’ll find you some proper pants |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The entire group is bleeding cash |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | PAG will own all our arses soon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Our plan of No plan |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Will be discovered |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can’t keep fending off media |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Pilot industrial action will ruin the group |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Find the Painted Man, he’s our last hope. |
