| 00:00 - 00:03 | Any ideas? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Turning United around |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A process, we are here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Shag a bucket |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With a big hole in it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Citeh fans will not know hit them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Where are they in the League? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | About to win a 4th prem |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have 115 charges |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 115 plus a bald manager |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Have we got hammers? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I've sat on Digestive biscuits |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Bald twats go away |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've got crumbs up my anus |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the shite has this come to? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bastard Fletcher this is |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And them Neville's |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I hope you can hear me, twats! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Let's get Paul Ince back |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of you have a clue |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Calm down, Ineos are in control |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That OAP twat, dying, corpse?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I agree he is a reptile |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He shat his pants in 1991 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Burst my bubble |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just want to live alone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With United at the top |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And get a Antony haircut |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We all hate Leeds scum, We all hate Leeds scum |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | FFS. Where's my watch? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's bastard Phelan! Bald get! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will conquer once again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sat down and found my biscuits now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will rise again. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rise like a victoria sponge |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We are United! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Them Digestives are falling out my trousers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can go on! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where's my gel hair cream? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Up Klopp's arse! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Them bint's just cry all day |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Is it because of his small penis? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a shit tache |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Like Tom Selleck |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Can we just sign Mbappe? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'd love to get him up front with Rashford |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell me it can happen, hold my hand |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Pep? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Curly Watts as a celebrity fan |
