| 00:00 - 00:03 | Biology Paper 1 has arrived |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | We have revised the heart, malaria and plant cells extensively |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We revised the rest of the specification, but not in as much detail |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It should be impossible for AQA to fuck us now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm presuming those topics came up on the paper then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The 9-9 should be within my reach now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner said fuck all came up on malaria, the heart or plant cells |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We were left with fructose, food tests and tomatoes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who likes fructose, revised food tests or grows tomatoes get out of here now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck was that test |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | None of the topics I revised extensively came up |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Instead I was left with rubbish questions on fructose, food tests and tomatoes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AQA have made me drop multiple marks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This could be the difference |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | between a good grade and a bad grade |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To make matters worse |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everyone said they got different answers for the magnification question |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the rest of the test was easy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That makes it worse then |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You got the 6 marker on digestive enzymes correct |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What use is that when the grade boundaries will be higher? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone else will of got a good mark |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can I get the 9-9 now? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Biology Paper 1 was supposed to be the easier paper |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | My grade's going to be worse now |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate fructose, food tests and tomatoes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why did you have to do this AQA? WHY? WHY? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is the end of my good science grades |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm not going to get as good a grade as that fool Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I recover? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is an awful loss. Especially, for me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where did this come from? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't take this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My biology teacher said I'd do fine on Paper 1 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm the grade 9 man. I get those grades in science |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now the others will laugh at me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I used to like tomatoes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now I can't stand the sight of those things |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, we grow tomatoes and do food tests |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Biology Paper 1 was supposed to be good |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Especially, after that R.E paper |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My grade is ruined |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everyone found the test easy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's one thing left to do now. I have to revise for Chemistry and Physics more. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | English Literature is on Monday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate tomatoes and AQA. |
