| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here's the protests from Wednesday's race |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Track limit violations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And hybrid use on lap one |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Usual reverse grid chaos but we'll get to these in due course |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And of course, John Jones turning in |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Increase Joel's ballast |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 80 kilograms |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rich... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Are you sure? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Are you sure he can handle more? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Joel's not the issue here |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'm sick of his jokes, his sends, his whinging |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 100 kilograms! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 120 kilograms! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He won't get off the line he'll be so heavy! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is it always me that thinks of these things? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm sick of his 'move was on' attitude |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's time to tell him the move is NOT on |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And especially his 'fwend' Brad |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Thinking they can bribe me into giving penalties |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rich, surely this goes against the rules? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S MY RULES! MY CHAMPIONSHIP! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Rich, this is not VRRC as we know it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I created VRRC, I say what goes! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't question me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can disqualify anyone I want |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Especially Josh Martin |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And that 'Mean Green' monstrosity |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Phoenix are filling up the grid |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Soon we'll have a grid full of Phoenix drivers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Joel will win EVERYTHING! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cannot let that happen, it's bad enough he has the number one on his car now |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want him gone |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Otherwise he'll be sending it willy nilly |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I won't be able to control it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Real Penalty... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Isn't doing what I programmed it to do! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How often do I mention track limits?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Every week I tell them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 'TWO TYRES INSIDE THE WHITE LINES' |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they don't listen! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Olivia, you're not under investigation |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want Paul Laramy as champion |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or Andy, or Chris, anyone but Joel |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just remembered... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The DK Power boys - I'll remove their ballast and give them five more hybrids |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They'll get the job done |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Reset the practice server |
