| 00:00 - 00:03 | And so onto Aberdeen Airport taxis |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Barrier charge £7 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Those yokels there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Will be our debt collectors |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They will rage then accept it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what if they |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Say no to it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Er... Boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The drivers... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've gotten organised |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And went on strike |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that isn't involved in Aberdeen Airport, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That rubberlipped conman!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He assured us the drivers would not fight this |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He had them all arguing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Useless wanker |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The cunt never worked a day there |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Swanned about collecting his pay |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking oxygen thief |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, he's out of there now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT DISNAE MATTER, WHAT A WASTE OF A FUCKIN WAGE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, Rainbow taxis can help |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's a waste of time they wont come |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Them, Comcabs, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And Aberdeen Taxis won't come |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All of them know if we get the £7 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | On our own barrier |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The drop off zone is next |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And not one person wants to pay £7 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sheepshagging cunts! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Thats our money |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Aberdonians shit gold |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We've fleeced the airlines |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The retail units |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And now its time to get the general public |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Australian hedge fund is pulling out |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The only way we're gonna get |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | More investment is to raise the prices |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That way we can get more investors |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Uber is coming |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We gave that lazy prick |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everything to make the taxi fleet a success |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Office |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Staff |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A phone number for return work |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And he pissed it up the wall |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a whisky |
