| 00:00 - 00:03 | Someone's filled the station with clocks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've put one here in the kitchen |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | a strategical one in the bay |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and got rid of the one in the mess deck |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The black one? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With the hands that go backwards? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dave.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | your clock.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your clocks gone. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your clock's missing.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Edwrads, Humphrey, Harwood and Lewis |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT WAS MY CLOCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY MUM GOT ME THAT CLOCK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IT'S BEEN THERE FOR SIX MONTHS NOW |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IT'S MORE THAN A CLOCK |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT'S MY COMMENT ON SOCIETY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IN A WORLD FULL OF FORWARDS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT GOES BACKWARDS. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WANT TO GO BACKWARDS. AGAINST THE GRAIN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dave we don't know where it is |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU CAN FUCK OFF SAM I KNOW IT WAS YOU |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dave.. your clock wasn't there |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | LEWIS PHONED STORES AND RATTED YOU OUT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOU |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU JOBSWORTH CUNT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO TOLERANT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OTHERWISE I'D TIE YOU TO THE PULLUP BAR |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND LET LISA BEAT SEVEN BELLS OF SHIT OUT OF YOU |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU YOU WEIRD CUNT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT CLOCK MEANT MORE TO ME THAN ANY OF YOU |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IT SHOWED MY QUIRKY SIDE. IT SHOWED THEM I'M A FUNNY BLOKE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm a nice guy Sam |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW DAVID |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE REAL DAVID |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Where's the battery |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHERE'S THE FUCKING BATTERY. THAT WAS MY BATTERY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I TOOK THAT BATTERY OUT THE REMOTE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That's how much that clock meant |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BILLY CAN'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IT'S STUCK ON JEREMY KYLE. FUCKING CHAVS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's in the on call locker.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If you admit it was you |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll only hurt one of you |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | probably |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Please tell me where it is |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm a very tolerant bloke Sam. Don't you think? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Everyone knows it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dave is tolerant |
