| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's been a few weeks since release |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fallout TV has proven |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In no short order of mind |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | To be an overwhelming success. Enjoyed by many in the Fandom |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Albeit there are many critical concerns. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's Fallout, that's normal |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hell, I even enjoyed 4. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | TV Show... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The TV Show changed the theme of the series |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They even changed New Vegas lore. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You fuckers know the drill, get the hell out of my office and do so in a hurry. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Here we go again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Here the fuck we go again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why can't these pricks keep their shit hooks off the lore! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every franchise I love |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Torn to shreds before me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Lore walked on and celebrated by tourists. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | An endless merry-go-round of hell plagues me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nothing I love is safe from this purgatory! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You haven't even seen the whole show yet. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't damn well need to! New Vegas was perfect as it was! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The show has redeeming qualities. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you can take them and shove it for all I care! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Again and again I see this shit. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You don't see this crap creating new franchises |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's always something that is actually enjoyable. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They take it and they change it, splitting the fans! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ripping apart a lovingly built community and then blaming it on lore lovers. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | As though we didn't build the sumbitch! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only person who can truly enjoy this slop is fucking STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want things to be coherent |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A lore that makes sense and builds up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That doesn't retcon what came before. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A lore that matters... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A fucking lore that you can learn and not relearn every month 'cause of retcons. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's an impossible order that those bastards never bother attempting! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They say you can't make us happy. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But all I wanted was just something that... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Doesn't ruin the damn fandom! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, season 2 will make things better. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't see the point anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Marvel, DC, Fallout... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Everything I loved |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Going up in flames all around me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why bother watching anything except a YouTube video or an old history book? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least until they start retconning those too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get my dog, I'm going home... |
