| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yeah, we’ve stayed there a couple of times, nice boutique hotel, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You can bike into town down here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They do weddings, gazebo outside, bbq etc |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They’ll hire in the posh toilets too, costs a bit more |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But I think it’s money well spent |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The ones that play classical music? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They’re worth it for the added privacy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | There was something else….. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The secret online……. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Someone’s leaked the online survey to the farmers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They’ve started sending in replies |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out apart from the consultants and management group |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is why we did it at Christmas |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gave you the list of names myself for christs sake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | organised it when everyone’s out of the office, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Minette said they wouldn’t find out |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking useless |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It’s not for farmers, it’s for us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We’re not interested in what the plebs think |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Don’t they take a fortnights holiday like normal folk? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Monbiot says they just sit about skiing and claiming subsidies |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you still reading that champagne socialist shite?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It’s not shite, he does a lot of research |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It is shite, he hasn’t a clue, he couldn’t even farm a Welsh garden |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I’m sick of this |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Minette’s done this, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I didn’t get her to quote for the wedding |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everyone knows you can’t get decent curry wurst in England |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This on top of the shitstorm created by Christine’s GFC email |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who the hell let her on the email I don’t fucking know |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It’s getting embarrassing now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It was a secret survey, not for bloody farmers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Red Tractor is my pension |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | After a lifetime climbing the greasy pole |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The gravy train was finally in sight |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | …..consultancy work…… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ….I was lining up for several charity board positions… |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I’d even been asked to speak at COP28 on facilitating the offsetting of retailers carbon |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | by using the plebs land without them noticing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now the farmers know about it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You know I hate farmers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Minette he doesn’t think you’re a farmer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Has anyone checked the emails yet? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | if it’s got on that bloody farmer forum, there’ll be hundreds |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fucks sake |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The inbox is full |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You needn’t think I’m sifting through all of this lads, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There’s five replies on the first page from “Jim Moseley” |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You’ve not even verified the respondents |
