| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Bilko |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Jolly Boys are here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to talk about the trip to Spain next year |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they dont want to go to Benidorm again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Meatloaf act has cancelled and the Silver Dollar has closed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There's loads of other shite on |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Morgan's and Sinatra's |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Bilko, the ..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ermm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the Chicken and ship shops gone too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the hotel breakfast is shite |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Campbell, McKenzie and Jones please stay here, the rest of you may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Chicken, Meatloaf, Silver Dollar? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is supposed to be a fucking golf trip ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Carrroll and Ogden cant even get to the bus on time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | McNiven cant even organise a quiz |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Parsons wont take fucking orders |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Woods and Blackburn just get pissed every night |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Newburn and McKenzie |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just fuck off on their own |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They dont drink Herr Bilko |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Im amazed after five days away with you cunts |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You've not mentioned Campbell yet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and Campbell brings his fucking wife ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and you're all shit at golf too |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | im 62 and the only decent golfer amongst you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Colin takes a fucking hour to play one bastard shot |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Every fucking year Jones steals a free ride on the transfer bus |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I organise all this shit, do all the work, all the planning, supervise the lot |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and let me tell you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | im fucking sick of it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You should all be in a home for the mentally defficient |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Whinging and whining like pussies |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | wankers, complete wankers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Dickheads, DICKHEADS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | it's unbelievable the shit I have to put up with |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I book the hotels, the flights, sort the courses, organise the timings, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even have to mark the cards because you're all too thick to be trusted to do it yourselves |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | im going away with Heyzey and Godley next time = proper golfers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | leaving you fucking tyre kickers behind |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and anybody else that Jones has fallen out with |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he forgot Brookwell |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | it's over, I'm going to stand down |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its too much anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Enough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need a drink |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | McKenzie I suppose you want to do it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and get Carroll to help you |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it'll be a fuck up |
