| 00:00 - 00:03 | The BMW tournament is now yours |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is in Wilmington, Delaware |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tees have been moved back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the 919ers insist on playing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the north course during the tournament |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Be sure they have fast carts |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We need to clear those codgers out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | have you read |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | our report on other issues |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We need your instructions |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever doesn't want to see me freak out better leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Kairis groups teeing off |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | on Saturday before the pros tee off |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the pros will be playing in the dark |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those Kairis assholes couldn't hit a fairway |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the size of Berlin |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Disable the Foretees app |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I also read the report on the MItchell groups |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are you fucking serious? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can fit them in midday Friday |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You asshole! WCC golfers in the middle of the tournament |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Michell generates cart revenue |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck you--that is peanuts! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What about Dennison? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Squeezing his groups in too? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | These spoiled entitled members |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | can't suspend their play for a tournament |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't they all go to the beach in the summer? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even that geriatric President has a house in Rehobeth |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want them all cleared out! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And empty all their lockers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Make sure Victor the bartender stays |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My delicate Nazi tongue requires a perfect cocktail |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I must have ducks on the pond |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will summarize |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Keep that tall Kramer doofus Kairis off the course |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Mitchell's swing is like Barkley with palsey--ban him too! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Victor the expert bartender |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | lock him in the pub for the duration |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | stock up on ice and liquor |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can't compete with Victor |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want you to call Phil |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell him if he can't follow orders he can go to Cripple Creek |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is that clear? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Running a war and a golf tournament is difficult |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | As a leader I must keep a clear and sober head |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So I will drink only after victory |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Oh, fuck it--get me a martini. |
