| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have alarming news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the HNL Hajduk is in first place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dinamo is sitting in second place with 33 points |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hajduk are a team with the least goals conceded |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And their defense is good even Mamić cant complain |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its okay with the help of referees |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Dinamo will be back in first |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The refs... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The refs are demanding better pay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dinamo and Rijeka dont have enough funds |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who likes: Livaja,Karoglan and Šarlija can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I THOUGHT WE JUST HAD A MINOR SETBACK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUT NO I HAVE TO WITNESS SAHITI |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | COMPLETE 5 DRIBBLES AGAINST RUDEŠ |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE IS FUCKING BRAINDEAD |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have to call the fucking CFF |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE SCRIPT IS GONE WHERE IS IT? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THIS SHIT CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN A SHONEN ANIME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Dario Melnjak has been injured maybe we have a cha- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DIALLO IS PRIME MALDINI THIS IS FILLER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir they fumbled against Lokomotiva! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sadegh Moharammi's crosses |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ARE MORE ACCURATE THAN THIS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We beat those fuckers 5-1 they even made Drmić look good |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEIR DEFENSE WAS UNRESPONSIVE! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND NOW WE STRUGGLED AGAINST THEIR BUNKER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Call Gate 13 in the meeting! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need to create a bigger mess to distract our fans! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need to make Zagreb look like the average Sims 4 playthrough! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | OR MAYBE EVEN RESSURECT TITO! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I dont know how this is even possible.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We had it all! why does it have to change NOW! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We are doing shit in Europe too! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE HAVE A TEAM THAT CANT PLAY IN EUROPE ON TOP OF THE LEAGUE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THEY CANT EVEN BEAT GZIRA |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But of course..i have to watch Leon Dajaku. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | NUTMEG A FUCKING PLAYER ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE IS PLAYING FIFA STREET IN REAL LIFE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Benfica are in first place too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It may be over now.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Mamić bro please come back...we will be champions.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its over.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | These donkeys are ahead.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When the time comes Livaja will do some contreversial shit deducting Hajduk points.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then we are gonna win.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Jebo te ćaća |
