| 00:01 - 00:03 | ATTENTION HONORABLE SHAREHOLDERS |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | AND OUR MOST VALUED BAGHOLDERS |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Tomorrow morning at 11am |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Our most esteemed supreme leader, Edward Ballsag, |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | Will reveal MPW's path to endless glory |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and eternal riches for its management team |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | who have spent many nights on their knees |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | ...in prayer |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Our balance sheet, cash flows, and other financial performance metrics remain excellent |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | ... on an adjusted basis |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... for delinquent tenants. |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | But these tenants are in strong financial positions now. |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Because we have extended them loans. We are generous gods. |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | We continue our relentless, but unenthusiastc legal pursuit of the Viceroy capitalist pigs |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Legal bills are immaterial, likely much less than private jet costs incurred by management. |
