| 00:00 - 00:03 | The ABC has commenced |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | calling everyone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | racist if they |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | oppose your referendum |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and big business is on board |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So its in the bag then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Im the new Gough Witlam |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Albo |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | People |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | People are asking questions |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They want to know the details |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lydia, Marcia, Mao, every one else piss off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DETAILS!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do they expect |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | me to read the proposal |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is supposed to |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | run on feels |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | not facts and details |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Christ can you imagine |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | if i had to justify half the shit we do |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Albo, they are all racist white dogs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Thanks Lydia you compete mong |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I hate the white dogs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And there goes another 5% of the vote |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cant you shut |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Your cavernous hole |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for the month we need |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to sneak this past on feelz? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead Im stuck |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with the 3 horsemen of the |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | mongopolipse |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sit quiet, smile at the cameras |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | literally all you had to do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and then let the high court |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | give you everything you want |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Calling other Aboriginals |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | coloured house help FFS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Takling out aloud about treaties |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | reparations |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We agreed on one page |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you think The Project can handle more than that |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, we can still read how racist we are in the Guardian |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will never |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Reach the heights of |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Witlam |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | still at least I can rely |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | on all my friends in the party |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Id best start packing |
