| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, we originally thought that |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This territory was |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Entirely BNSF signalling |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However, we have since learnt |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It isn’t ! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then what territory, is it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me… |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It’s er… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s U P sir… |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You’ll have to take the U.P. test sir |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone taking BNSF only.. leave now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was told I would take BNSF ONLY!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | BNSF ONLY! Not fucking UP!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking UP is bullshit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Extra long indications |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking 100 words to describe a single signal!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bastards!! All of them!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who do they think we are?? Robots! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Well I’m NOT FUCKING DOING IT!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer you must! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No! Get that fucking corridor class to do it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer they don’t have UP |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Useless bastards! Hopeless bastards! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone should have to do them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why the hell should only us have to memorise this nonsense! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Prepare to advance on diverging route , prepared to stop short of second signal |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If next signal shows more favourable bullshit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The requirement to be prepared to stop at second signal |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No longer applies! What utter nonsense! Can no one see it!! ! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it so hard to see that it could be simple? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well I’m NOT doing it!! I’ve not even studied! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I agreed to come here for an easy life |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To relax, easy life as an engineer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not a wordsmith! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I thought I’ll be BNSF! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like those Seattle bastards! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I came here.. they said you’ll do safety |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You’ll do mechanical, you’ll do air brakes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But nobody nobody! Said I’ll have |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I’ll have to do that fucking UP exam! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry , he’ll pass |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can nothing be done to change the signalling |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | BNSF, NORAC, anything will do! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anything to avoid the indications |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They’re so long! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you really think I can do it? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So many many words! Annoying….. ok |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give me the paper… |
