Hitler realizes his favorite song is losing
177 views  • 9/23/2023
for the #2000sBollywoodBracket on Twitter. All in good fun, no one be mad please
| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm pleased to report that the Bollywood 00's Bracket is going smoothly. | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Now, I must certainly mention that | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | there've been casualties, but we still have | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | plenty of KK songs, Kajra Re, Beedi, and there's | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even some AR Rahman in the mix. | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So how about Delhi 6? | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Especially the people's favorite, Masakali. | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher... | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Masakali... | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Masakali's losing by more than 15%. | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The SRKcels just love Kal Ho Na Ho. | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out right now. Except for MrNarci and the other mods. | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?! This is MASAKALI! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What KHNH song could be beating it?! | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you LOSERS even understand how many better songs it beat in the ARR Bracket? | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This song beat out freaking Fanaa! for what? | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even took down the #3 seed, Kya Kare Kya Na Kare!! | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And then it came back in this bracket and beat bangers | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | like Sajna Ji Vaari Vaari, some of Sunidhi's best work ever! | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It DESTROYED Sunta Hai Mere Khuda! | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, but the SRK cels- | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DON'T TELL ME ABOUT SRK-CELS because this also beat Aaj Ki Raat! | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, but the NRI's dance to Maahi Ve in all their shaadi sangeets. | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wait, it's losing to mid ass MAAHI VE of all songs?!! | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is unbelievable!! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You might as well just shut down the whole bracket | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and award the whole freaking thing to Yeh Jo Des Hai Tera | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or some K3G song the way this thing is going! | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These voters have absolutely no respect for Mohit Chauhan! Do the NRI's even know who that is?? | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No! The only singer they can name is Arijit Singh or whoever is singing for SRK these days. | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am DEFINITELY not seeing Jawan after this mess. | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why don't the SRK-cels go see Jawan a fifth time and leave the voting to people with real taste?! | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sorry, I got too heated there for a second, | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | of course I'm going to go see Jawan. | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But why is SRK-cels' music taste always just the worst?! | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They're not even voting for the GOOD SRK songs! | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like, why is Main Agar Kahoon beating out sexy-ass Main Yahaan Hoon?! | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | These people don't even know what their own hero looks good in | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So why are you allowing them to be the final arbiters of | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the best decade of Bollywood music since the 70's?! | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At this point, I kind of hope Elon makes people start paying for X! | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I think Jashn-E-Bahara's still in! | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Losing all of Himesh's songs was really hard | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and most of Amit Trivedi's best work is gone too | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | except for Iktara I guess, which is kinda mid. | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's still a wildcard round right? You haven't said yet how that works. | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think if we pull enough morning voters together and get them to vote for Masakali | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then we can at least reduce the gap to justify bringing it back. | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's Sunday, I hope enough people log on in time. | 
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