| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Barclay, the results of the RCN ballot are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They had less than a 50% turnout |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | which means across all trusts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they no longer have a mandate to strike |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and will have to accept another derisory pay award |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, just give them 5% |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will send a message to the doctors |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Barclay |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The consultants - |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The consultants have voted to go on strike |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They had a 86% mandate |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is on the waiting list to see an NHS consultant, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING CONSULTANTS GOING ON STRIKE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MAKING OVER £100K AND GOING ON STRIKE?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT'S ALMOST HALF OF WHAT I GET IN EXPENSES, AND THEY WANT MORE?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | UNBELIEVABLE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | RISHI'S GONNA LOSE HIS SHIT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FUCK IT, DO WE EVEN NEED THEM ANYMORE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE CAN GET THE NURSES TO DO THEIR JOB |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THERE'S AN ANP IN LEICESTER WHO CAN DO TAVI |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Barclay, apparently it was actually a band 6 who had- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?! IT COULD BE THE FUCKING PORTER FOR ALL I CARE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Barclay, we can't have a health service without doctors |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YES WE CAN THATS BEEN THE FUCKING PLAN ALL ALONG |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BUT THEY HAD TO RUIN IT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FUCKING JUNIOR DOCTORS REDDIT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEY'VE RADICALISED THE WHOLE PROFESSION |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WITH FUCKING CRAB EMOJIS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEY SIT ON REDDIT MAKING STUPID FUCKING MEMES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME CRINGEY ECHO CHAMBER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | BUT NOW THEY'VE GOT CONSULTANTS ON THE PICKET LINES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHAT THE FUCK DO THE CONSULTANTS WANT?! THEY ALREADY EARN MORE THAN A PRET BARRISTA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We even fixed their pension |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now they don't have to pay to go to work |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is that not enough?! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Greedy bastards |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | GET ME EVERY RIGHT WING PRESS OUTLET ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WANT AS MANY HIT PIECES ON THEM AS THEY CAN CHURN OUT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need to turn the public on them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | JUST KEEP SAYING 'GOLD PLATED PENSION' |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND BLAME THEM FOR THE NOW ETERNAL WAITING LIST |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, I've got BUPA |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're fucked at the next election |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Unless we blame the immigrants for this some how |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or Putin |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For fuck sake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't suppose that minimum service bill has come through yet? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Cause now would be a fucking good time |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stupid crab emojis |
