| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Great Ukranazi Spring Counteroffensive we were promised |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | has immediately run into massive Russian resistance |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Ukrainians have been smashed by Russian aviation and artillery |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Their only gains have been a useless village or two. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Doesn't matter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Leopards will sweep the Russians into the sea |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Bidet... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...the Leopards... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...the Leopards drove into Russian minefields |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were destroyed without firing a shot |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who think Russia's winning, get out of here now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is this shit?!??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It doesn't amuse me one bit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said Russia was sure to lose! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You said it would run out of ammunition in ten days! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That it was a gas station masquerading as a country! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You told me it was guaranteed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now you dare tell me the counteroffensive failed? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I suppose you thought Elensky would be advancing on Moscow? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Bidet, the CIA said Russia had only shovels left to fight with! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The CIA also said Assad's fall was inevitable, and the Taliban wouldn't win |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Bidet, it's all Putin's and Iran's fault! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh yeah, that helps when Assad's back in the Arab League |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and the Taliban's back in Kabul |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What kind of moron believed the shovel rubbish? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I may be a demented hair-sniffing paedophile... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But even I knew Russian armanent production was going full blast! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that they'd been fortifying for a full damn year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But your precious CIA didn't, it still thinks Putin will die of hair cancer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Don't they read Moon Of Alabama or Simplicius76 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or Tales of Ukranazistan on Telegram?!?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Elensky goes all over begging for weapons and money. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And he loots all the money he's given |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And what about the weapons? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The game changer Wunderwaffen? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He sells them to terrorists or drives them into Russian minefields to be wiped out! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At any moment a Kinzhal might blow up what we gave him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | just like the depleted uranium in Khmelnitsky |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You think the rest of the world isn't looking? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Every day in every way we're LOSING! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Annalena, don't cry, you'll be German chancellor after Scholz |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You told me Wagner couldn't capture Bakhmut |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You told me Russia would collapse from sanctions. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The ruble is stronger than ever |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And it's our economy that's collapsing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All right, call Elensky. We've no other alternative left. Tell him... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He'll get more money and F16s |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All he has to do is keep fighting. |
