| 00:00 - 00:03 | The instruction tells to fit |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | part 12b and 12c to part 15. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is no picture |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | of that step though. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | What shall we do? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will just find |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | those parts and go along. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | no... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No part 12b or 12c exists. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No turret interior can be built. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Keitel, Jodl, Krips and Burgdorf stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave you 40 bucks! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's enough for a good kit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who are you to not check scalemates first? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I never *indistinct* Revell. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am no beginner! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can blindly buy Zvezda! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All models I bought I checked beforehand! You are useless idiots! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Retarded imbecils! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer I can't stand here... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IDIOTS! USELESS! BEGINNERS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, that's infamous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Look at these useless scheiß instructions! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Waste of paper! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You like modelling |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because you can spend money on |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | models on that you never intend |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | to spend any time building! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You only *indistinct* your shelf! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have just |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | sent people out to buy LEGO like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's less academic. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I built LEGO when I was 5. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | On my own. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Russians! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Of all sets you get a Russian brand. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have never been so betrayed. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I will built this model. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will color it with my blood if necessary! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I WILL USE MY BLOOD AS GLUE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stay calm, Gerda. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ah well... part 12b and c. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think I actually lost them while cutting them off the sprue. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're gone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This set... is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you believe I quit modelling now, you are wrong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather try another Italeri. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go and fetch one. |
