| 00:00 - 00:02 | Finally it's happened |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | They're gone |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Wagner who |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I've been busy on the powder |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Can I have your thoughts on the acquisition |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | What acquisition? |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | Todays news. Birmingham City have been acquired! |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Nah! You're kidding me. I'm out of it but not that mashed! |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Has It been announced on the Hong Kong Exchange? |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | The Chinese are going |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | That's difficult to believe, you're teasing me! |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | I was clean until they forced me to self medicate |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | have made my life a misery |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Crumbling ground |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Fast pay card required to pre-pay for a Balti pie |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That fat swine Lee Novak |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | and Karanka |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | The Chinese have gone |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | what? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Believe me its true! |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | forever |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | They gone |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Just like the end of the Han Dynasty. They've fucked off! |
