| 00:00 - 00:03 | Group Manager, Christmas drinks have taken place at St Mary's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | RW & WW last week |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | GW had theirs last night |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All drinks took place in the bar |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there are some incidents to report |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I heard the Probie on RW threw up! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nothing to worry about |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there's more |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | POD ended up in A & E and sparked a missing persons! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Hunns pissed himself |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Caplen, Cheeseman, Bundle, Lotriet, stay. Everyone else out!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Grown men, JO's for fucks sake! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You'd think they were teenagers on the piss for the first time. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and during a bloody pandemic |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Keep it low key |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they were told |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | POD shouldn't have even been there |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nobody from off station |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir someone with Covid gave 4 of GW a lift |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Great! I assume no masks were worn? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir no masks, all 4 self isolating |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's nearly a third of the fucking watch! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PRICKS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't tell me... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Burty's back injury was caused |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | By WW being a bunch of drunken twats again? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Another one off sick |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | when the crewing is completely fucked |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No other station had drinks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The rumour mill is going fucking crazy! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Pants in the bin |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and the drying room stinks of piss! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hunns had a spunking cock on his forehead! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What happened to the mattress??? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That moustached clown is paying for a bloody new one! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You'd think people would have learnt from pizzagate? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even Southsea managed to behave |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But oh no St Mary's, royally fucked it up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The entire brigade knows about |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We shouldn't have emailed Cheesy about a few bottles |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've had the police on the phone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | SCAS wanted to know why L1 was doing patient transport |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | SMT are all over me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bunch of fucking clowns |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | BW can fuck off if they think they are drinking, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Bundle is a drunken liability |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | For fuck's sake |
