| 00:00 - 00:03 | FM, here is the update you asked for |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we've been monitoring twitter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and from Thurso down to London |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 'Joanna'is trending across the UK |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even here in Edinburgh's New Town |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its not a problem, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we have our bot army |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | FM, Ms Sturgeon... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The bots have been |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The bots have been overwhelmed and even Mike Russell is under attack |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even though he asked for a 'pause'... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every cunt out the room, except Wishart, Blackford, Swinney and Yousaf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the ACTUAL FUCK are you CUNTS doing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One fucking task - sack that cunt Joanna. One fucking task! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fuck Me. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Cannae trust youse to do FUCK ALL |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its ok - keep it tucked, we can still be women |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking Twitter and that Stu fucking Campbell |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can't get fuck all done without that dwarf printing the truth |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the FUCKING TRUTH. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But FM, your ratings are sky high |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK MY FUCKING RATINGS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've persuaded your husband not to attend the enquiry |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking enquiry can suck my fat tits |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Salmonf should be rotting in fucking jail!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How the fuck did it go wrong? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It was in the bag - we had the cunt |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but somehow the fat bastard got the jury to believe him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | fucking alphabet women! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | all they had to do was convince 13 people with the lies |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and they couldnae even do that! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now its me thats in the shit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking covid briefings wi they cunts from the Record |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Gave them fucking millions and what do I get? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Stupid fucking trip me up questions |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | every - fucking - day |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But this is it ya cunts, get that Twitter trend SORTED |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Bots, fanboys, Twittler Youth, get the lot of them ON IT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Surely Alyn Smith can help? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that cunt has a fucking army of barely pubescent followers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They can fucking fix this for sure |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just keep calling yourself 'she'... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it was all to be so easy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | jail that cunt Salmond |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | get rid of Cherry |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let men into women's changing rooms |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and any cunt stops them they get the jail |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the door Frank... |
