| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's mid July and the Deft Week BP trend list is out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | IPM is still in 1st place, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but Dynasmon saw a steep decline, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as he was wrecked hard by Zwart who's in 2nd place. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In 3rd place, we have Creepymon who has 2-Turn Critical Null. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll be fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I pulled Chaosdukemon. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The datamined... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The datamined data is out. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Apocalymon banner will be here soon. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who have Magnadramon or Craniamon, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Screw the banner rush! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The game's pace is screwed! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Chaosdukemon swallowed my 2k rubies and Apocalymon's coming this month? |
| 01:24 - 01:28 | Oh look, Lucemon SM, Susanoomon and Skullgreymon too. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yet, Jesmon is still missing! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was struggling so much thanks to AI improvement. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You told me to pull Zwart banner and my rubies are wasted. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I shouldn't have listened to your stupid idea. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Führer, you have IPM to carry you- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Apocalymon has over 3000 def, I can't even scratch his chonky balls! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can use Minervamon to deal with that. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She's so squishy she would just get torn a new pussy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Blindfolded at that! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Also, did you forget about this? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IPM will be losing his BP boost soon |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while having his 5-turn evasion stripped by chonky ball too! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I once ran into a team with LV110 Magnadramon and Creepymon. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That pink mofo reduced my damage and revived its team over and over again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I gave up after 69 resets! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Good luck taking out Apocalymon under its TEC debuff passive without BP boost! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I started during Dynasmon banner. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dynasmon and IPM are my main damage dealers. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Both of them are TEC based! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Screw BAMCO! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For what exactly are they rushing the release in Global server? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't even have any breathing room after the Black RKs arrived to wreck my ass. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Screw getting 28s! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You probably can't even get 20s! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You're screwed without Apocalymon! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the Rookie strategy should still work. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's no way I can survive as f2p. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I saw this coming, I wouldn't have gone all-in for Zwart. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's too late now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I only have 5 rubies left. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At the current state of Global server, Apocalymon's chonky ball would destroy everyone. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You'll need one yourself to tackle him. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go get my credit card. |
