| 00:00 - 00:05 | People are mad at the police; they say they are too quick to shoot... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In some cases they are right! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So what should we do? What should we do? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So then we said, do we dare? Let's do it!!! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Let's abolish the Minneapolis Police Department! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | No, for real! Let's get rid of the police! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Oh my god I'm serious! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | No more cops in Minneapolis! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Call 911 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We'll send a psychiatrist instead of the police! Quite honestly, we might not send anybody! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Because we have nobody to send! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | You need the cops? We ain't got no cops! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | You want badges? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We ain't got no stinkin' badges! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Actually we and got no cops either! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Send a social worker to a domestic! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Hello Police? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Please come save me! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "Please leave a message at the beep" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The Minneapolis City Council, they think they are so "woke"! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | We will be worse than Chicago |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | We will be worse than Detroit |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Okay now seriously.... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Yes, there are real issues in that department. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Some real bad culture, but come on now |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | What are we doing here?!? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They have no plan, |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | No plan at all. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The other police departments already said they are not coming back to bail us out again |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | And can you blame them? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Why would they come back? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Who'd want to be associated with this mess? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Calling all cars! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We're being overrun again! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The other cities, they'd be like, "Yeah, that's a no from me, dog!' |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Reporter: Will it help? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Sure it will help.... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | It will help the bad guys know where the cops are NOT! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine it? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | The criminals KNOW they can do anything they want and everyone is afraid to stop them. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Reporter: What is the point of this? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Point? To get reelected of course. And power, this City Council loves power. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | At the end of the day it is about bike lane and some unobtainable utopia |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I think they used the movie Demolition Man as a template |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They are going to have to wake John Sparton to save the day! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Good luck Minneapolis, |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I hope you incompetent fools find what you are looking for! |
