00:00 - 00:03 | $DGLY Hype Has Reached Every Corner of the Internet and the News. |
00:04 - 00:05 | StockTwits, Wall Street Bets, |
00:05 - 00:07 | /r/pennystocks, Twitter and Youtube. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We are now getting reports that Body Cameras will become Fedral law. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Jim Cramer and Mango Man are about to jump on board. |
00:17 - 00:19 | $DGLY is a Shit Stock. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We know more than Robinhood Traders. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuher, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Your Puts are Dead. |
00:31 - 00:33 | And Your Shorts have Bled all Weekend. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Many of us are Holding as Well. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone Who is Holding DGLY Stonks or Calls, Please Leave The Room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | DGLY IS GOING UP!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | PJ TRADERS AND THEIR PINK LAMBOS!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | They Think They Are Going to Control The Market With Their Tiny Accounts. |
01:25 - 01:28 | When Are They Going Back to School? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Or Back to Work? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Warren Buffet Dumped Airlines, Cruises, Casinos. |
01:34 - 01:37 | These Little Shits Are Buying Stonks and Calls on Them. |
01:37 - 01:40 | And When Did WSB Start Pumping Penny Stocks! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We Are Getting Margin Calls Starting Monday. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Margin Calls? We Don't Get Margin Calls! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuher, They're Saying it could hit $90 |
01:48 - 01:52 | You Know What a Shit Stonk is? DGLY is a Shit Stonk! |
01:53 - 01:54 | We Have Shorts and Puts!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Analysts are Giving It A BUY! |
01:57 - 02:00 | We got it ASS-BACKWARDS!!! |
02:00 - 02:03 | And Now Everyone Will Have a Body Cam! |
02:04 - 02:08 | You Have Puts, I have Shorts, How Do We Cover! |
02:08 - 02:13 | We are Going to Be Bag Holding Dog Shit!!! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And Now the Tutes and MM's Are Buying DGLY Stonks |
02:17 - 02:21 | It will be the end of Institutional Investing And Kids Will Be in Charge! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And The Worst Part Is |
02:30 - 02:34 | I Made My Career Stealing Retail Investor Money on Their Stupid Plays. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now They Have Robinhood and Stock Twits |
02:41 - 02:42 | I wanted to be liked on WSB's |
02:43 - 02:47 | For Two Weeks I have Been Waiting, and Now Tutes and MM's are FOMOing This Shit? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Jim Cramer is Going to Masturbate all over This. Why Does he Care About These PJ Traders? |
02:54 - 02:56 | This Was Going To Be My Last Short |
02:56 - 02:59 | And I Was Going To Join The Retail Wave. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I Could Have Put Big Green Dildos Up for Them. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't Worry, He will Close his Shorts, And FOMO |
03:14 - 03:16 | Will they take me in as a Bull? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Not even a Bi-Bull, but a PERMABULL. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I am no longer a Bear. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Close Our Positions |
03:40 - 03:46 | Open an Account on StockTwits with the Handle @DGLYGANG_Fuher |
03:46 - 03:49 | Instabuy $1000 worth of DGLY on Robinhood. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Bears R Gey. |