| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are many virtual magic shows |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here... all over the world |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we can't stop them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Multiple shows in the same city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I see them on Facebook and... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Zoom |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | You know.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | theres more.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there are more platforms |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | than just zoom and facebook |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's done a virtual magic show, leave.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MAGIC NEEDS AN AUDIENCE ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | REAL PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU HAVE TO HEAR THEM REACT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | PERFORMING TO NO ONE IS JUST REHEARSING |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THERE'S TOO MUCH BAD MAGIC |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | PEOPLE WILL GET TIRED OF SEEING SO MUCH |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THERES NO QUALITY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | EVERYONE IS RACING TO BE FIRST |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but..no one cares about profile |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Even SNL couldn't get it right for fuck sake!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but someone has to be the leader |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They're all so quick to see if they could... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They never stopped to think if they should! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think this never happened before? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Remember street magic? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Every fucking magician was on the street |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with an invisible deck |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and two elastics |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | trying to be fucking David Blaine |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | curse the fucking phone cameras ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and fuck Jibrizzy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and Chris Angel and his muscles |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hiring Mike Close won't fix everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No one thinks long term |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AUDIENCES WILL COME BACK ! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | CRUISE SHIPS WILL BOOK AGAIN |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Only Charlie Frye is doing good work |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even then...every fucking DAY !!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | its all too much ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry Copperfield will always work live |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its just so much |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the isolation home studios |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the bad magic |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the horrible production |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe its all over for magic |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Penn and Teller will survive |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're all fucked |
