| 00:00 - 00:03 | We hear there are plans to relocate The Warriors |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from Mt Smart to Eden Park |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from here,to here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Warriors management have denied this |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so it's most likely a done deal |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get Eric and Owen on the phone |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will tell them they are crazy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Inu |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Warriors have also traded Inu to the Doggies |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is now playing brilliantly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wanted Inu to stay at the Warriors leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Moving to Eden Park is one thing but trading Inu is madness |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the hell is going to get us to the finals now |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Will Manu get a try like Inu scored against the Tigers last year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not in a hundred years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he drops more balls then the Vienna Boys Choir |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Des Hasler must be pissing himself with laughter |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the Warriors are paying for Inu to play there!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we still have Maloney playing for us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Maloney!! - he may as well piss off to the Chooks early as well |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Hurrell is playing great football |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is true but Inu was the cherry on top |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Coach Bluey |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | said judge them from round six |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and whats happened - the defence still leaks more points than water through a sieve |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they still go to sleep more often than Sleeping Beauty |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They say they have points in them it's just the oppostion usually score more!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Matty Johns said they wont make the top eight |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and the smug prick may be right |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All we need now is for Roparti get injured and miss another season |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Roparti is the only one who can save us now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and he looks good on TV |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he looks better than McIvor anyway |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | As for their linespeed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have seen tortoises at the zoo move faster at feeding time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I know the Luck Truck is sorely missed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But this was a grand final team last year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | what the hell has Bluey done in the off season to screw it up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Theres an old saying - If it aint broke don't fix it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we still have Tupou |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | As for relocating |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think I would prefer to go to the netball |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | than watch league at Eden Park |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Although the toilets are better at Eden Park |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and they dont charge for tomato sauce like they do at Mt Smart |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hate having to pay for chips and then extra for sauce |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's hell being a Warriors fan |
