Hitler finds out how his ODN investment is going
393 views • 1/4/2018
This is a joke video about the trials and tribulations as an ODN holder
00:00 - 00:03 | Everything is going according to plan. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will continue to accumulate. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Soon, the normies will buy. |
00:08 - 00:12 | And once it hits 6000 sats, |
00:12 - 00:15 | that is when we dump. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Surely we'll hold much longer. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I expect ODN to reach at least 5 dollars by Spring |
00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhh... about that |
00:27 - 00:28 | The website... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The website is still unfinished. There is no whitepaper and no road map. |
00:34 - 00:36 | And the beta app doesn't even work right. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Would all 4chan fudders, Chads, and 20k sat bagholders please leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING SCOTTP!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | HE'S BEHIND THIS. I JUST KNOW IT! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I'm starting to believe he actually did rape that goddamn dog! |
01:25 - 01:28 | It's not a scam. I refuse to believe it. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Someone must be responsible! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Or was it Sage? Or should I say Mark? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Or Jordan?? I don't even know!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And what the hell is "Glass?" |
01:40 - 01:42 | Glass is an app that has one-way anonymity. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I should fucking glass him! Number 1 priority is a working messenger!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we've been holding for 6 months. |
01:48 - 01:52 | So what? We should give up now and buy Ripple? |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's not fair! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Platforms are the all rage now! |
01:57 - 02:00 | And so is privacy! So surely the two combined would moon?? |
02:00 - 02:03 | But no! Instead the market buys centralised bankers coins! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And whatever shitcoin John Mcafee shills that day... |
02:08 - 02:13 | We're rank 400 in the biggest altcoin bull-run ever seen! And we're getting overtaken by Sex coin! |
02:14 - 02:16 | 10% annual returns on masternodes for God's sake! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And don't get me started on the Tamico circus act. They are worse than Stalin. |
02:27 - 02:29 | And I'm not supposed to say this... |
02:30 - 02:34 | but it's not like we weren't all thinking it anyway. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The motherfucking dark web! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I know. You disapprove. |
02:43 - 02:47 | But have you actually tried paying in Bitcoin on Dream Market lately? |
02:48 - 02:53 | 30 dollar transaction fees for a couple grams. And it's not even anonymous. |
02:54 - 02:56 | But with ODN... |
02:56 - 02:59 | I could message my dealer and pay directly! |
03:00 - 03:02 | But that's not gonna happen if this damn project doesn't stay afloat! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. They'll get over the legal hurdles. |
03:14 - 03:16 | And yet here we are. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I suppose we better transfer our ODN to Cryptopia then. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Who has the wallet? |
03:31 - 03:33 | You're fucking kidding me right now. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I had faith in this project. I shilled it to just about everyone I know. |
03:46 - 03:49 | We'll probably liquidate the order books with our bags. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Scottp |
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