| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach Saban, we are here to discuss the LSU Game |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We think we can shut down their passing game. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will bring massive Blitz attacks to Harris in hopes to rattle him. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are confident that Harris will not get a pass off. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With this, there will be no passing attack. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, Yes, that is fine...but what of Leonard Fornette? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What is the plan for him? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leonard Fournette? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Umm...well.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Coach, there is no plan for Leonard Fournette. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Leonard Fournette simply cannot be stopped. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Kirby Smart, Bo Davis, and Tosh Lupoi are excused. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is why you are paid !! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To stop, Leonard Fournette !!, Yet, you cannot stop, Fournette??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This day has been haunting me all year!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The GUMP Nation is counting on us. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yet, you admit BUGA Nation is stronger?? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He trucked the A & M player last year, and I called it a fluke. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Yet, against Auburn he did it again!! Twice !! And then carried the entire defense on his back!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Number 7 is the thing of nightmares!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The players, sir. They are afraid to engage him. It just looks too painful. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Painful? Let them be broken!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, this is a question of humantarian coaching . It is not right. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do not tell me about humanitarian coaching. I am MISTER HUMANITARIAN ! Am I not warm and fuzzy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BUGA Nation !!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can we sit here and know what is coming? I hate being helpless!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Mad Hatter" they call him !! Well, now I am mad !!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Mad, that we can do NOTHING!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am supposed to be a football genius!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...and yet, I have NO ANSWER for what is coming...AND HE IS COMING!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A Dynasty Crusher is what he is!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and before I take the fall for this, all of you will be FIRED!! This was supposed to be my last job!! I will not be embarrassed!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I should tackle him, myself. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What will it take? Land mines in the field? Snipers on the roof? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Perhaps he will just throw them off his back, too! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Someone tell me "WHY" !! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY did we not sign FOURNETTE? Why did he pick LSU?? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have half a mind to resign as head coach and just join the BUGA Nation!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least I could avoid the humiliation that is coming. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I used to look damn good in Purple and Gold ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And another thing...the food was a helluva lot better in Baton Rouge, than in this toilet!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure he isn't talking about DreamLand Bar B Q |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Awww, screw it. What can we really do?. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I mean, Chuck Norris makes Leonard Fournette jokes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | As for you Kirby.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will throw you under the bus... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All of you. When Fournette destroys us, you will all fall on the sword. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You will protect me. I will yell and scream, but it will be your fault. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will just watch from home. |
