Hitler's Lament
46 views • 7/13/2021
Hitler gets upset when his search for an Addams Family goes wrong
00:00 - 00:03 | We've been searching the globe for a nice Addams |
00:04 - 00:05 | to complete Herr Fuhrer's collection. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Finally one turns up on Pinside. |
00:08 - 00:12 | And beleive it or not, it's just round the corner! |
00:12 - 00:15 | Here, in Lohne. From our freind Paul at the 50's Warehouse. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'm so excited by his description. |
00:19 - 00:21 | It sounds perfect! And Paul's is always good value. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | we finally... |
00:31 - 00:33 | ....finally got the photos. I've opened the listing... |
00:34 - 00:36 | ....on your Ipad. You can see the pics for yourself. |
00:53 - 00:58 | You idiots who think this game is a "Gold piece" please stay. The rest of you leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | $55000 USD for this piece of shit!!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Look at the f*cking ramp flaps!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Look at the crap on the coin door!!! The marks on the cabinet |
01:25 - 01:28 | The rubbers are about to disintegrate! THE DMD DOESNT WORK! |
01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK!!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | "Never been used" he sais |
01:34 - 01:37 | "Flipper legs never installed", he sais |
01:37 - 01:40 | "Protective film still on the rails" he sais |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, maybe we can send it to HEP. |
01:42 - 01:46 | HEP my arse! It's Fifty Five Thousand F*king Dollars!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, it has matching serial numbers! |
01:48 - 01:52 | What good are matching numbers when it doesn't even f*cking start! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Im sick of this sh*t! |
01:56 - 01:57 | This ridiculous, |
01:57 - 02:00 | overpriced pinball market |
02:00 - 02:03 | is seriously pissing me off! |
02:04 - 02:08 | You used to be able to pick up used Addams Familys for $3000, |
02:08 - 02:13 | Medival Madness and Attack from Mars for $3000, |
02:14 - 02:16 | They couldn't give away The Shadow. NOT EVEN FOR PARTS!!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now every idiot thinks his f*cking game is a top end collectible! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'd be better off just buying NIB from now on! |
02:30 - 02:34 | At least I know I can open it, play 200 games, |
02:34 - 02:36 | and still get my money back. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Even GNR.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | with old mate Mirco's cr*p playfields and JJP's sh*t customer service |
02:48 - 02:53 | would be a better investment than this $55000 paper weight. |
02:54 - 02:56 | And you want to know the worse thing?!? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Even if CGC released a remake of Addams Family, I couldnt buy it |
03:00 - 03:02 | because I heard it had squishy flippers! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, that's just another stupid Pinside rumour. |
03:14 - 03:16 | He even had the hide to mention the Fatherland. |
03:19 - 03:23 | "German test slip is still in place". I had a twang of pride. |
03:25 - 03:26 | But now I think I'm out. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Call Gary and cancel my Mando LE order. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Even if he releases Back To The Future and Godzilla back to back |
03:46 - 03:49 | I dont think I can deal with it any more. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I wish I was farther. |
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