| 00:00 - 00:03 | We plan to release Scala 3 by the end of the year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but the community is arguing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | about people, who associate with people, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | who associate with people, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | who associate with racists. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ignore, Scala is not political. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can get support from the Akka contributors. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My benevolent dictator, they left... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | for Kotlin. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And the Scalaz trolls are contributing to Haskell. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody is left. And IntelliJ doesn't work. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who only use Scala for Spark, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We banned Tony Morris and Paul Phillips |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the community is perfect! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Seth knows who all the good people are, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and I made sure that the rest were shipped off |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to Eta and Frege! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's always the purists, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they ruin everything |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with their free speech and free Monads. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There is still the macro problem to address. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Scala Center has solved macros with a rewrite tool you idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | People are saying that we are out of touch. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU are out of touch! People want significant whitespace! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Li Haoyi has a new book out |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HE still believes in Scala. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why can't you upgrade the libraries yourself? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We have a community build. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Industry can deal with all those boring details. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They love to support legacy code. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it's not worth bothering me with those trivial details. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have had more contributors than ever in 2019! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mostly typos fixed. But we can ask the new contributors. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the Scala Bridge people we trained, ask them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We will give one of them an award, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and a picture |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | of the beautiful Scala staircase at EPFL. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We don't need IntelliJ anyway, we have Metals. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even Rob Norris thinks it is good. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And we can ban everybody who doesn't agree. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Typelevel can add them to the do-not-hire list. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's FUD. There is no Typelevel do-not-hire list. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I shouldn't have added typeclasses. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That was my one mistake. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Subtyping is everything |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we shouldn't have Twitter accounts. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Everybody thinks I'm a Nazi now, because I didn't like a tweet fast enough. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I should have stopped the witch hunts when I could. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I should have stood up for our contributors. |
