Scala 3 plans in disarray
401 views • 6/9/2020
Martin Odersky learns that his resources are running low as the community gets Woke.
00:00 - 00:03 | We plan to release Scala 3 by the end of the year |
00:04 - 00:05 | but the community is arguing |
00:05 - 00:07 | about people, who associate with people, |
00:08 - 00:12 | who associate with people, |
00:12 - 00:15 | who associate with racists. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ignore, Scala is not political. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We can get support from the Akka contributors. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My benevolent dictator, they left... |
00:27 - 00:28 | for Kotlin. |
00:31 - 00:33 | And the Scalaz trolls are contributing to Haskell. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody is left. And IntelliJ doesn't work. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who only use Scala for Spark, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | We banned Tony Morris and Paul Phillips |
01:15 - 01:17 | the community is perfect! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Seth knows who all the good people are, |
01:25 - 01:28 | and I made sure that the rest were shipped off |
01:29 - 01:31 | to Eta and Frege! |
01:31 - 01:34 | It's always the purists, |
01:34 - 01:37 | they ruin everything |
01:37 - 01:40 | with their free speech and free Monads. |
01:40 - 01:42 | There is still the macro problem to address. |
01:42 - 01:46 | The Scala Center has solved macros with a rewrite tool you idiot! |
01:46 - 01:48 | People are saying that we are out of touch. |
01:48 - 01:52 | YOU are out of touch! People want significant whitespace! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Li Haoyi has a new book out |
01:56 - 01:57 | HE still believes in Scala. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Why can't you upgrade the libraries yourself? |
02:00 - 02:03 | We have a community build. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Industry can deal with all those boring details. |
02:08 - 02:13 | They love to support legacy code. |
02:14 - 02:16 | it's not worth bothering me with those trivial details. |
02:17 - 02:21 | We have had more contributors than ever in 2019! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Mostly typos fixed. But we can ask the new contributors. |
02:30 - 02:34 | And the Scala Bridge people we trained, ask them. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We will give one of them an award, |
02:41 - 02:42 | and a picture |
02:43 - 02:47 | of the beautiful Scala staircase at EPFL. |
02:48 - 02:53 | We don't need IntelliJ anyway, we have Metals. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Even Rob Norris thinks it is good. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And we can ban everybody who doesn't agree. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Typelevel can add them to the do-not-hire list. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's FUD. There is no Typelevel do-not-hire list. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I shouldn't have added typeclasses. |
03:19 - 03:23 | That was my one mistake. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Subtyping is everything |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we shouldn't have Twitter accounts. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Everybody thinks I'm a Nazi now, because I didn't like a tweet fast enough. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I should have stopped the witch hunts when I could. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I should have stood up for our contributors. |
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