| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've completed Steem hard fork 23. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've stolen all the 24 million STEEM |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from these guys that we don't like. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now we'll just check @community321, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | where we put the stolen tokens. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good job, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | distribute them amongst yourselves. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | @community321... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | @community321's keys changed 10 minutes before the fork. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All of the STEEM we stole were sent to Bittrex. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave except ayogom, glory7, skuld2000, project7, and my personal fluffer justyy. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You incompetent idiots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking retarded incompetent idiots! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You make me look like Satoshi Nakamoto by comparison, and I'm dumb as fuck! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Can we copy/paste our way out of this somehow? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or will you idiots fuck it up again |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and send the stolen tokens to Blocktrades!!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You've ruined my Steemyhaufen. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I get off on lying and stealing and it's ruined! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it's no big deal to steal from Bittrex |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Incompetent fool! No exchange will touch STEEM after we do that. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we have the community's backing! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't eat your own bullshit, moron. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You know the community went to Hive! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The only people we have committed Steem |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | are scammers, milkers, leeches, and all the fools |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we duped into staying by handing out delegation. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They will leave once there are no rewards to milk |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the only exchange trading STEEM will be that piece of shit I own, Poloniex. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And nobody's written the code I'd have to copy paste |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to enable swaps of STEEM for my TRONSTEEM shitcoins. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want to be a big boy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want Vitalik Buterin to respect me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But somehow it always escapes me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No matter how much I cheat everyone, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | nobody seems to give me any respect or recognition for figuring out how to copy/paste. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought if I bought Steemy, I would buy a community of loving fans. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But those assholes don't believe my lies. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They were so mean to me that I had to steal Steem from them. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I had to show them who was the big boy! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the spoiled child won't hurt you on Hive. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to be a big boy for Vitalik. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My TRON empire was copy/pasted so I could talk to him. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe sneak a little kissy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | justtyy, I'll have to settle for you. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The way you cup my tiny balls while you put my tiny cock into your mouth is perfect. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Eli Powell and David Roebuck aren't as good. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now suck me off bitch. |
