| 00:00 - 00:05 | So m0xyy starts streaming for the last day of the ranked season |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone joins in, "PUSH FOR 4400+" the title says |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He gets carried by emongg for a win streak, as per usual |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Everything had seemed to be going quite well as there were no weebs in plug dj and top 500 was near |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He gets 4399 SR for DPS and then throws for the rest of the stream |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 4399 SR |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 4399 SR |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Imagine sinking 300+ hours into the season and not getting top 500 |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 4399 SR |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | As he starts to tilt of the face of the planet more people start streamsniping him |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Playing against 90% win rate widow smurfs and streamsniping duos |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Then the weebs start to infiltrate plug dj and the "im done" 's start coming out |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Now there's torb mains on his team |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And the chat is a stream of KEKW's and LULW's |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He thought this would be an easy stream |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | But he still has 16 hours to go |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 4399 SR |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Chat starts trolling and tells him to slam the desk :joy: |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | To stall inbetween 15 min queues he slams it like this |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | No one is playing this dead fucking game so most of the stream is actually reactions to LSF |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | People start mass reporting the stream |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Because he's under Overwatch and he's watching cooking videos |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, no, lets get real |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | m0xyy's hanzo is pretty good so he should be able to grind SR back |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Assuming he can get into games |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Next Emongg says he's gotta leave |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | m0xyy's only hope is leaving |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Now he's thinking |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Of who else he can leach free SR off while searching through his friends list |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 4399 SR |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The problem |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The problem is his friends list |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Is full of girl mercy mains |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | That he was using as content to farm the LSF front page |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The stream should have been "PUSH FOR 4200+" instead |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Or even "PUSH FOR GM" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Or even "PUSH FOR MASTERS" |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He starts to watch top 10 eSport fails videos |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The stream was very surprised at the end of it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Because everyone expected this stream to have been at the #1 spot |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | But he eventually got top 500, right? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He enlisted a scuffed xQC clone to duo with |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | To bring him back to the old days where more than 23 people played the game |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But his aim was as bad as xQc's |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | 90% of his headshots were no-reg's |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Eventually he starts perma'ing people to tell him to go sleep |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The stream ends and he's officially a GM DPS player |
