| 00:00 - 00:03 | PHaRTnONu: We're clearly the best company on the server |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | PHaRTnONu: on Charmander Isle... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | PHaRTnONu: All our planning paid off |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | PHaRTnONu: Bravo team deployed to shore here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | PHaRTnONu: And we destroyed Mortar Tower 497-B |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | aurelius_augustus: Excellent work |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | aurelius_augustus: What about L3 and our Streamers? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | PHaRTnONu: Well, Captain... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | PHaRTnONu: We, uhh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Christopher-Colombus: SDC prison raped us at L3 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Christopher-Colombus: and drewlbucket exposed the view bots |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | aurelius_augustus: If you're not an admin, please exit this room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | aurelius_augustus: You fucking IDIOTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | aurelius_augustus: We need to get these fucks LEVELED |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | aurelius_augustus: I told that fat fuck not to RAID with those VIEWBOTS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | aurelius_augustus: You realize we'll have to ally the Chinese to survive... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | aurelius_augustus: I HATE the Chinese |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | aurelius_augustus: I'm sick of getting fucked |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | aurelius_augustus: and having to talk like we won in global |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | aurelius_augustus: Why haven't we gotten them BANNED YET? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | icefox1337: Captain, our crew is still busy reporting each other. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | aurelius_augustus: WHAT the FUCK is WRONG with you people?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | icefox1337: Captain, I will report them ALL, EVERY time they speak. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | aurelius_augustus: You stupid fucking twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | aurelius_augustus: REPORTING HAS DONE NOTHING |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | aurelius_augustus: It's like the devs don't care |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | aurelius_augustus: We have no final solution |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | aurelius_augustus: We can only continue to shitpost |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | aurelius_augustus: My asshole is so sore from the poundings |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | aurelius_augustus: Even the numbing cream doesn't help |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | aurelius_augustus: I don't know what else to do |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | aurelius_augustus: Making fun of Felon DOESN'T WORK |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | aurelius_augustus: drewlbuckets view bots are exposed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | aurelius_augustus: We don't have enough people downvoting their reddit posts |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | aurelius_augustus: We're losing the fight in NA PVP General |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | aurelius_augustus: Calling them racist doesn't work |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | aurelius_augustus: Even with PICTURES of them as KLANSMEN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | aurelius_augustus: They just laugh at us |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | aurelius_augustus: No matter what we do |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | aurelius_augustus: It's fucking ridiculous |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | aurelius_augustus: You pieces of SHIT need to GET GOOD |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Leelu: It's ok, they'll still send us dick pics |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | aurelius_augustus: We'll just keep farming Bobs who try to farm D12 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | aurelius_augustus: Hopefully they'll drop some good BP's |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | aurelius_augustus: We'll ally China |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | aurelius_augustus: We have no choice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | aurelius_augustus: I hope you realize if none of this works |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | aurelius_augustus: and we continue to get cucked |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | aurelius_augustus: I'll have to hang myself in shame |
