| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Lord WarSheep, we bring news from the Kingdom |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | KvK is upon us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we expect heavy casualties here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And also around Kings Landing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Predictions indicate even NetherTheLess's numbers won't be enough |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can use ELT and MYM as shields |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The other alliances are refusing to help |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Because you said we could win on our own |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone here who's not part of DHR or DHK, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW COULD THEY DESERTE US LIKE THIS?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | KvK is about to begin and NOW they decide to take the high ground?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't fucking believe this shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're supposed to be loyal to me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I give them all the crafter's fairs they want |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they STILL tell us to go fuck ourselves |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's bad enough they accuse us of tilehitting them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we do tilehit them all the time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT! THIS IS MY SERVER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, We do not own K17 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | K17 is MINE! We won the last KvK. Not fucking ELT or MYM |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE DID!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Next you'll try and tell me that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are nothing without Never, Though and GALE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Which is true, but we don't want them knowing that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you know how hard they'll hit us when they know the truth? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | First they'll hit DHK, and Faarquaard and Quintilian will be executed in the streets |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IN THE FUCKING STREETS MAN |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then they'll come for us, and burn us right out of the server |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how scared I am? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have nightmares of Avii and Ragin burning my precious city |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And destroying everything I've built |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And then |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That fucking Patch Stark executes my lord like he always promised he would |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Executed by fucking IHA.... Can you imagine the shame?!?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'd rather join a different server |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or go back to playing Farmville |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where nobody could call me on my bullshit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay don't worry, they'll overthrow him soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give them fairs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I even pretended to give them the diamond mines |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why is that not enough? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can't survive like this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe it's time to disband DHR and DHK before they get us |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can go to another server and be cunts there |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Disband the alliances. |
