| 00:00 - 00:03 | Next on the Docket is our trip to Sac for the G-Easy show |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see here, Deschutes and Millville |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are closed for highway maintenance |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We could wait until the roads re-open |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But that would mean we would miss Dirt Nasty opening for G-Easy in Sac |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine we'll just take Airport Road |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's a bit close but, we won't miss the sideshow |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A shitty |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A shitty Honda was stolen on Airport road, RPD has it closed down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Highway 273 is also closed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone from Redding, Anderson, Cottonwood, and CV.. Get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCK HAVING TO GO THROUGH REDDING |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We specifcally planned our trip using Google Maps to avoid this shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We'll be lucky if we make it past Dana Drive without some asshole from Bethel asking to pray for us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That's 20 minutes gone just like that if we are polite |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the crackheads |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't even get me started on the crackheads! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We'll have to keep our phone chargers and loose change tucked away safely |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | if we stop for even one second! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The crackheads don't have vehicles, we'll be fine on the east side of the river |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! What about the ones on stolen bikes? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | they have a very difficult time making it all the way to Churn Creek |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Apparently you've never seen a crackhead |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They have the stamina of a young gazelle |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They can ride their stolen bikes for miles at a time |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With no food or water |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've left my car alone for less than 10 minutes in Downtown Redding |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Only to have my back window smashed in with a fucking shopping cart! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND'S IPHONE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And she didn't have the find my iPhone app enabled |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | LIKE I FUCKING TOLD HER TO! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is there really no other way around? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What if we pulled back and went all the way around |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | through Susanville |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We'd most assuredly miss the entire sideshow if we did that |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There has to be another way around |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And no one's even mentioned the RPD checkpoints |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If they haven't met their quotas |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we'll be jammed up all fucking night, and NEVER GET TO SEE G-EASY |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Chill, we're not gonna miss G-Easy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fine. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll take 44 to Victor |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And then go down Cypress to I-5 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There probably won't be much traffic on Cypress |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Might as well stop at Wal-Mart too, I need to pick up a few things |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I swear to God if they ask for my receipt though.. |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | God dammit. |
| 03:56 - 03:59 | fb/ig:ReddingBeLike |
