| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have just reviewed the replay footage from Blue Moon II |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you know, the Fuher was ranked S/S |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | However, he incured penalties here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | here and here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With the change in penalties, those rear taps from the B drivers... were signficant. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, but I would only have lost some SR points |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Still winning the race. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, there has been a change |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | As you were ranked S/S |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You get SR and DR penalties |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And are now... A/B |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who are not ranked S/S, or have won less than 50 races, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A/B??? I race cleanly! These idiots tap my ass! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I use cockpit mode! What penalties? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I set top 10 leaderboarden times routinely! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Am i responsible for teaching idiots how to learn to drive? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He just got a G29, with Playseat Challenge. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't run traction control! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Turned all assists off! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Spent 2 hours setting a top qualifying time! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But, perhaps you are just a hotlapper... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My racecraft is uber! My lines impecable! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Did you run in mixed lobbies my Fuhrer? Were there many Spanish or Italian racers? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nooo, I logged in on my smurf account on US servers! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And there were no brasilians online! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I qualified pole! Was using manual transmission! Decided to only brake check light flashers and anime livery opponents! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I watched all the leaderboard hotlap replays! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | On the first lap I was 5 seconds ahead of P2! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My Fuhrer, perhaps lag is an issue... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There was no lag I was full green bars! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have logged over 1,000 sport mode races, have almost gotten Plat! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now, I'm back with the noobs in lower ranks! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It took me 80 days to get to D/S |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And another 40 to get S/S |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I did not use the pit exploit, more than two times! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even the grip bug was no barrier to my improvement. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But why, now, filthy casual DS4 using assist monkeys can divebomb my M6... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ... lowering my rankings while improving their own! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I've played so much sport mode, I don't have any credits for the new cars. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To get S/S back, how many hours of Yamagiwa, in a TT cup... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...disconnecting at matchmaking if I am not pole holder! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You didn't know that exploit? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've done my punishment in the Megane, at the Ring. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And spent hours wrestling the Scirroco understeer at Dragon Trail... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I can start at the back, drive a bit dirty to get back S/S |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Muscle past the muppets on apex, pit manuever on the ovals... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've still got the racecraft, and the 911 RSR handling down. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can regain S/S by picking my races, Daily C only and use autodrive glitch |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See what the nerds on GT Planet have to say. |
