| 00:00 - 00:03 | The news about the Esmeralda shipwreck have spread worldwide |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Even here, in Berlin, we have |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | been quoted by Der Spiegel |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Der Welt and all other major media outfits |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everybody is speaking about it, in all coffee houses |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good. Our plan has worked |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we are in the world news |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Portuguese... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Portuguese are saying this is all a treasure hunt |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and that there is no Vasco da Gama ship. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Out. All of you, except my trusted divers, shipwreck hunters and spin doctors |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That little piece of shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That envious little piece of shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He is just envious of MY project, of MY precious ship! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I told you: let's show them the gold coins! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I told you: let´s say we have an astrolabe! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Let's say we have carved stone shot! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Let´s pay to have an open access paper |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | so that we can break the downloads record! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we have done all of that and more... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was not enough! Where was da Gama's eye patch? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meim Fuhrer, it was Camoes who was missing an eye! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Luiz de Camoes, Vasco da Gama.. who cares?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted an eye patch! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And a wooden leg, with da Gama's name written on it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and the buried skeletons of the crew |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and a nice ship, with all sails unfurled |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And big, bronze, fire blazing guns |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And treasures from India, pepper, gold, and spicy samoosas. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But no, you could not give that to me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now, that little envious prick spills his beans all over. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to be seen as an academic.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ... to have a peer reviewed paper, one of my own... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | .. to be seen as an archaeologist all over Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That envious little shit! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What else, what other mean things, will he do to ruin my precious project? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I wanted was da Gama's eye patch and wooden leg |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But, no, you didn't find them... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... and now everyone in Portugal is doubting me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | People will say whatever they want now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry: we'll find a wooden leg. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Go forth and email all journalists... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... phone them, or pay them a house call, if you have to |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Whatever it takes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell them: the ship is real |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And if they doubt it, throw them some numbers, some hi-tec tests |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a lot of graphics and chemistry compounds |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get me that wooden leg. |
