| 00:00 - 00:03 | All shifts are up to date on safety hours for the month |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | CRD training, east side |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, there, everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | should be complete by noon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but you know the average IQ of station 5 crew |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I will call the BC |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | station 5 will do turnout drills |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The mayor |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | named the new interim chief |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | its chief mooney |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you are below the rank of Lt. leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking horseshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I sucked up to barker for a whole month |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Presley said direct all questions to ME!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Im literally the smartest person on this Dept. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I went to Meridian Community College |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Im not suppose to rot away at this training academy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Im the only one qualified to run this department |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I have all the state academy Certifications |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chief, Mooney has been to national fire academy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Horseshit, what sense does it make to have a fire investigator as the head mofo |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chief, BC20 just referenced mooney as C1 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know Will, i have a fucking radio too |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he wouldnt be here if not for me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I carried him through the academy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 20 years i've waited |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | became the best asset to this department |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | came to the academy when barry was fired |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | put up with listening to dumber people |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how hard that is |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Mooney doesnt know his ass from a hat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its ok, its only interim chief |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | no way in hell he will be the permanent chief |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can still save this place from idiocracy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was interviewed for the position, just saying |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | it only delays the inevitable, they have to appoint me. drysdan is on my side |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i dont know why im bitching to ya'll |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | you all are fucking idiots anyway |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I cant believe this, mooney of all people |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Holy Fuck they shouldve just appointed Linda, worthless fuck |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Why the fuck you crying |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Paul shouldve shit canned him before he left |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | why doesnt people look up to me like saucier |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Will |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I knew there was a reason i brought you with me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | you're a thinker, much like me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You get my frustration |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im the only logical choice, afterall |
