| 00:00 - 00:03 | As instructed, we've taken steps to prepare for planets |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...so we have time to play tonight |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All of us took the day off, and told the women |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to go shopping, gave them cash... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and paid for a day at the spa here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have we downloaded the planet update yet? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I really can't wait to build my base |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Keen... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Keen released the update... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but didn't include planets... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not dying for planets needs to get out of my sight, now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you pulling on my dick right now? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm tired of being jerked off and told "soon" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and then not getting planets... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I haven't played a decent game in months |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | do you even know how boring that is? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Keen said "soon..." |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How fucking soon is "soon?!" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it takes time to build a game... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He said fucking "Soon," why are they doing this? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You should have some patience |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How about I stuff some patience up your ass |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Far up your ass |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You can only tell us "soon" so many times |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | letting us down week after week |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only to get scenarios, or 'bug fixes' |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We can't even use oxygen because of a bug |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where is the bug fix for that? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I was desperately looking forward to building my base |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Right near a pirate sector and enslaving them like I was Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I supposed to do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I feel like someone kicked in my balls... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and shit in my breakfast cereal. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is bullshit! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I won't get time to play for months now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My woman will have a chore list a mile long for me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fall is here and the yard needs weeks of work |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who's going to have time to play now, not me... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm just going to cancel our high speed fiber account... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I have a dedicated cable line |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why even get excited anymore? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Thursdays have lost their meaning for me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Uninstall Space Engineers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's what I'm going to do |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Soon isn't soon enough |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's no point waiting anymore |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe we'll get a PS4 for the rec room. |
