| 00:00 - 00:03 | The trip to Atlanta will be full of fun things to do. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can go to the aquarium here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | which is close to the Vortex, so you can finally get |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the triple coronary bypass burger that you always wanted. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And sir, the coca-cola museum is not too far either. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah, forget all of that. I want to go see Fates Warning's headline set... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | at ProgPower USA. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid to say that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All tickets for ProgPower USA are sold out sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were gone in a mere nine hours. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave the room all of you guys who had already purchased gold badges or VIPs... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You guys fucking suck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You couldn't get me a fucking ticket?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fates Warning, Haken, Devin with Anneke, Ascendia... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I won't even be able to see Freedom Call! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Haken will play Cockroach King! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They will play Cockroach King and I won't see it! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I thought you guys were my friends and would get me a ticket for the show! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm sure even Nanners has a ticket now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, in our defense, you follow their page on the social medias. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I was too busy trying to buy myself a Hawaiian shirt for the show! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, only Harveston gets to wear those. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because of you I won't get to meet Green Carnation or even buy an Awaken the Guardian hoodie! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or eat DaVinci's pizza! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am supposed to be the biggest prog fan in the whole country... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But I already missed tickets to Euroblast, Techfest, the Portnoy cruise and now even ProgPower USA! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where are you when I need you the most? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You're too busy looking at pictures of the Honey Badger with the damn Voyager guys... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and trying to guess the lineup for Wednesday and Thursday! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's Milton and Nathan, for god's sake, it will be good! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now thanks to your useless self I'm going to sit at home that weekend and watch YouTube videos instead! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This really makes me regret now... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Regret that I sold my gold badge. My very own gold badge that I bought in 2005! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | After being on the waiting list for two years! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | NINE hours. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why couldn't they move this damn festival to a bigger venue already? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are so caught up in the whole quality over quantity bullshit! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I have to call Harveston and pretend I am press! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I may have to call Carl Frederick and ask for help with that! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that means I have to carry a camera the whole weekend! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | If only he knew... his favorite band, Thursday night. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This can only mean one thing now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have no choice but to register for an account on the forum... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and hope for a ticket. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | People resell them. It's expensive. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But it's still worth it. This is the best god damn festival in the whole country. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And there's no way I will settle for missing it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope I don't love the rest of the bands... |
