| 00:00 - 00:02 | Yeah we've brought our mate Dimitri out for a beer |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | He's been a bit down about the cricket |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | it is shit |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | England suck |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Who told you that Dimitri? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | The tossers that I used to I've with in Wollongong |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | They're into me the whole time. I can't stand it anymore. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What kind of things do they say? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Everything. Root is a pussy, Trott is a mental patient, its non stop |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | They make me life a misery by bagging me every chance they get. Mick Lewis is the worst, i hate him. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Constantly sending me texts and emails |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | making jokes about me |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | once they made me dress up in womens underwear |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I had to wear it all day and everyone laughed |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Well you don't have to worry anymore Dimitri |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Australia are finished, bowled out for 60 in the first dig! |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | 60? Your kidding me |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | No, England are gonna win the Ashes Dimitri! |
