Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
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A life long Warhammer Fantasy player, Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | and the Elves sunk their Island for some reason. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Empire and Brettonians are gone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Orc & Goblins didn't do anything, same with the Dwarves |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Skaven and Chaos destroyed everything and the Lizardmen blasted off into Space |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And as I actually understand it the Old world actually blew up, exploded... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as the core rules are largely unchanged I don't care |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This'll just be 9th edition, nothing more |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | F-Fantasy is.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fantasy is dead, this is the Age of Sigmar |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's basically a skirmish game |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | People who only play Warhammer 40,000... get out... this doesn't concern you |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | If I wanted to play a Skirmish game I'd fucking play Warmahordes |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is fantasy, fucking fantasy! Why is it in Space!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 40K! 40K is all they fucking care about, I'm sick of it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Round bases! Individual models! It's 40 fucking K |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who are they trying to kid!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Majestic armies, infantry blocks marching together! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A world seeped in twenty eight years of lore |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Replaced by ugly and poorly designed fucking Space Marines |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, the new models are interesting and unique |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're fucking BLOOD ANGELS, they're not even trying to HIDE IT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, people like Space Mari... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not in sword and sorcery fantasy battles you fucking idiot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is a slap in the face! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fantasy wasn't for everyone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I understand that, but given a chance |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | it was a rich and rewarding experience! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Some armies were just utterly ignored, alienating veteran players for years! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bretonnians havent seen an update in rules or models in what seems like a decade |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and what's this about no fucking points values? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is basic arithmetic beyond the comprehension of the 40K drones they want to play this abomination? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They've murdered the game I love. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Warhammer Fantasy Battle is in my heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This new... Skirmish game is abhorrent |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm open to ideas, I'm not ignorant... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But abolishing an entire game system, replacing it with a shadow of itself? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why not just create a new goddamn game type, like Necromunda or Mordheim? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Instead they imitate the competition |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Well maybe I still play Fantasy because I don't like the fucking competition |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You can bet I won't be allowed to play in a Hobby Center anymore |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we'll just play in our FLGS not GW |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just finished a unit of 80 Sword masters... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | 10,000 points of Elves, I never planned to field them all at once, it was just for fun |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It'll be eBay then |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for them and my other armies |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Those titanic battles, those abilities, spells, magic items, weapons, armour |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You think it can be recreated with four pages of basic rules? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think not... |
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